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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How has your life changed for the past 10 years? Can you share your #10year challenge? Is your life better, worse, or still hopeful?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.